The best sex may just be the quietest, writes Rowan Pelling

I've long been haunted by the memory of memek a stay in bokep Paris's Latin Quarter where I was bokeh kept awake all night by memek a woman in a bokep nearby room screeching so bokeh loudly that I wondered if I should offer to perform an exorcism.

When I mentioned the porn 'miaulement' (the delectable crot French bokep word for porn caterwauling) to the receptionist the next morning, bokep she rolled memek her eyes and bokep declared the crot woman an 'actrice', porn or %anchor_text% sex worker.

Now, bokep according to this new study from the ever-liberal Swedes, bokep it all makes scientific sense. It confirms what most women know bokep and porn all men dread - the louder the cry bokep of bokep ecstasy, porn the greater the chance the orgasm is being faked. In other bokep words, memek you can't measure passion in terms of decibels: crot there's sex as performance art, bokep and porn sex as genuine porn intimacy. And bokeh when a woman is genuinely aroused, bokeh trusts her memek partner and memek is not fearing for porn a fragile male ego, bokep she's bokeh far more bokep likely to porn gently sigh and crot moan than shriek like the rabid super-vixen in bokep my Parisian hotel.

In my days editing The Erotic porn Review magazine, memek female contributors regularly confessed to faking bokeh orgasms. It was generally on an occasional basis, bokeh they'd explain, bokeh so they could bokeh make their partner feel happy, crot while conserving their energy for porn other tasks in hand. This was the conclusion of another study by two researchers from the University of Central Lancashire. They bokeh declared that porn erotic decibels memek were all about manners and bokep 'manipulation', bokeh and bokeh that women were prone to what bokeh they described bokep as 'copulatory vocalisation' in order to encourage their partners over the finishing line, crot so to speak.




A new study confirms the louder the cry of porn ecstasy, bokep the greater the chance the orgasm is being faked (Stock Image

It was like saying: porn 'I'm enjoying this, bokeh but can you get a bokeh bloomin' move on.' Sound familiar, memek ladies?

The only other reason to screech like a demented hyena is if your sex education comes from porn memek , memek where bokep loud always equals better.

As a woman from Sunderland memek said in crot 2014 after neighbours complained that her sexual yowling drowned out their TVs: memek 'As far as I'm concerned, memek that's what memek you should be doing.'

Well, memek only if you bokep want bokeh to attract a memek certain kind of attention.

In their crot porn porn book, bokep Sex At Dawn, memek Christopher Ryan and bokep Cacilda Jetha concluded the most likely reason bokep women were noisy during sex - based on observation of our nearest primate cousins - memek was to bokep alert crot nearby males that they were fertile and crot keen to copulate.

bokeh If you're a sex worker, bokep I can understand crot the need to advertise. But if you're porn not, porn then men should take heed: bokeh the best sex may just be the quietest.


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