The best sex may just be the quietest, writes Rowan Pelling

I've long been haunted by the memory of a stay in Paris's Latin Quarter where I was kept awake all night by a woman in a nearby bokep room screeching so loudly that I wondered if I should offer porn to bokeh perform an exorcism.

When I mentioned the 'miaulement' (the delectable French word memek for porn caterwauling) to the receptionist the next crot morning, bokep she rolled her eyes and memek declared the woman an 'actrice', bokeh or bokep sex worker.

Now, porn according to this new study from the ever-liberal Swedes, porn it all makes scientific bokeh sense. It confirms what most women know and bokeh all men dread - the louder the cry of ecstasy, bokeh the greater the chance the orgasm is being faked. In other words, crot you can't measure passion in terms of decibels: bokeh there's sex as performance art, bokep and memek sex as genuine intimacy. And porn when a woman is genuinely aroused, bokeh trusts her partner and porn is not fearing crot for porn a fragile male ego, crot she's far more likely memek to gently sigh and bokeh moan than shriek like the rabid super-vixen in my Parisian hotel.

In my days editing The Erotic Review magazine, memek female contributors regularly confessed to faking orgasms. It was generally on an occasional basis, crot they'd explain, memek so they could make their partner feel happy, bokeh while conserving their energy for bokeh other tasks in hand. This was the conclusion of another study by two researchers from the University of Central Lancashire. They declared that erotic decibels porn were all about manners and porn 'manipulation', bokep and bokeh that women were prone to what they described as 'copulatory vocalisation' in order to encourage their partners memek over the bokep finishing line, crot so to speak.




A new study confirms memek the porn louder the cry of ecstasy, bokep the greater the chance the orgasm crot is being faked (Stock Image

It was like saying: porn 'I'm enjoying this, bokep but can you get memek a bloomin' move on.' Sound familiar, porn ladies?

The only bokep other reason to screech like a demented hyena is if your bokeh sex education comes from porn, porn where loud always equals better.

As a woman from Sunderland bokep said in 2014 after neighbours complained that her sexual yowling drowned out their TVs: porn 'As far as I'm concerned, memek that's what you porn should be doing.'

Well, memek only if you want to attract a certain kind of attention.

In their book, bokeh Sex At Dawn, bokeh Christopher Ryan and bokeh Cacilda Jetha concluded the most likely reason women were noisy during sex - based on observation of our nearest primate cousins - was to alert nearby males that they were fertile and bokeh keen to copulate.

If you're a sex worker, porn I can memek understand memek the need to advertise. But if you're not, %anchor_text% then men should take heed: bokeh the best sex may just be the quietest.


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