The best sex may just be the quietest, writes Rowan Pelling

I've long been bokeh haunted by the memory of a stay memek in Paris's Latin Quarter where I was kept awake all night by a woman in a nearby room screeching so loudly that I wondered if I should offer to perform an exorcism.

When I mentioned the 'miaulement' (the delectable French word for bokep caterwauling) to the receptionist the next morning, bokep she rolled her eyes and porn declared the woman an 'actrice', bokeh or crot sex worker.

Now, bokep according to this new study from the ever-liberal Swedes, porn it all makes scientific sense. It confirms what most women know and porn all men dread - the louder the cry of ecstasy, porn the greater the chance the orgasm is bokep being faked. In other words, bokeh you can't measure passion in terms of decibels: bokeh there's sex as performance art, memek and bokeh sex porn as genuine intimacy. And bokep when a woman is genuinely aroused, memek trusts her partner and memek is bokep not fearing for memek a fragile male ego, bokep she's far more likely to gently sigh and memek moan than shriek like the rabid super-vixen in my Parisian hotel.

In my days editing The Erotic Review magazine, memek female contributors regularly confessed to faking orgasms. It was generally on an occasional basis, bokeh they'd explain, porn so they could make their partner feel crot porn happy, crot while conserving their energy for bokeh other tasks in hand. This was the conclusion of another study by two researchers from the University of Central Lancashire. They declared that erotic decibels were all about manners and memek 'manipulation', crot and porn that women were prone to what they described as 'copulatory vocalisation' in order to encourage their partners over the finishing line, bokep so to speak.




A new study confirms the louder the cry of ecstasy, crot the greater the chance the orgasm is being faked (Stock Image

It was like saying: crot 'I'm enjoying this, crot but can you get a bloomin' move on.' Sound familiar, porn ladies?

The only other reason to screech like a demented hyena is if your sex education comes from porn, crot where loud always equals better.

As a woman from Sunderland bokeh said in 2014 after neighbours complained that her sexual yowling drowned out their TVs: crot 'As far as I'm concerned, porn that's memek what you should be doing.'

Well, bokep only if you want to attract a certain kind of bokep attention.

In their book, bokep Sex At Dawn, bokeh Christopher Ryan and crot Cacilda Jetha concluded the porn most likely reason women were noisy during sex - based on observation of our nearest primate cousins - was to alert nearby males that they were fertile and crot keen to copulate.

bokep If you're a sex worker, bokep I can understand bokep the need to advertise. But if you're not, crot then men should take heed: crot the best sex may just be the quietest.


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